It’s 2018: The Era of Women Empowerment. Let’s be honest with ourselves though, we never really needed all of those billboard signs to tell us we can achieve everything we want. After all, Cleopatra was smart enough to seduce an entire empire under her reign thousands of years ago.
Things have become a little bit different in this digital age, however. We have been practicing our seduction skills on our online personas, at the expense of actually going out into the real world. We know how to be pros at landing that hot shot into our pms, how to have thousands of followers, heck we’ve even had our shares of trying to hit the jackpot at online casinos like scr888 apk.
Now it’s time for each of us to take our inner sexy slutty mistresses out in the glass-shoes of fancy Queens, and rule over our own empires! Okay maybe start with a Casino. Baby steps.
Let’s go over a couple of pointer on how a little seduction can go a long way in a casino.
1- Hone Your Game & Seduction Skills
Your game starts way before you set foot in that Casino. You heard it countless times, you know it’s true, practice makes perfect. Before going into war, you need to study the battlefield, know your odds, choose the game you want to kick ass at and highlight your strongest seductive gifts. You also need to know all of your weaknesses, to know how to avoid getting played.
Let’s take it one at a time.
You should know that the odds are stacked against you right from the start. Regardless of how practice you are at your favorite game, the only reason that game is in the casino is that the house has a statistical advantage over the player. That’s not to say you’ll never win, but it means you’ll have to do your homework extra well.
Your Worst Odds?
According to Forbes Magazine in their report about Best Bets at the Casino, the Wheel of Fortune and the ever-popular slot machines have the lowest odds of winning, with a house edge of 10 percent or more.
Your Better Odds
If you’re looking to win, you should go for games that both require some degree of skill and won’t leave you naked and penniless too fast. The games with the best odds for players who actually know how to play (or less house edge) are:
Blackjack:
Blackjack has the best odds of winning, with a house edge of just 1 percent in most casinos.
One of the best proven strategies for winning at Blackjack is counting cards, developed by a mathematics professor named Ed Thorpe. He found out that certain cards are more valuable than others, where low cards 2 to 6 are assigned a value of +1, and high cards 10 through ace are minus 1, the rest are 0. You can run his system if you can keep track of two numbers and divide in your head.
You need to know how many decks are being played at a time, and how many cars are left. Start counting when the dealer puts a new shoe of cards on the table. Keep the running count by adding the assigned value as each card is dealt and count down the cards remaining, and divide the running count by the number of decks left to be played to get the true count. You’re calculating the concentration of high cards remaining: the higher the total count the more the advantage shifts to the player. When it’s your turn, make a decision to hit or stay double down if the advantage is in your favor. Start over when the dealer shuffles or puts a new shoe on the table.
Take care if you hit the casino attempting this though, the house has eyes everywhere, you won’t be able to hide your winning streak for long. So in the end, this method will win you money but it’s guaranteed to get you barred of, you know, any other ways to beat the house.
Another strategy is called “Card Holing,” and it can give you a 6 to 9 percent edge over the house. Keep an eye out for the sloppy blackjack dealer who will accidentally flash the face-down card.
Craps:
Moving onto the dice game Craps, this game has the second best odds: nearly 50-50. The Craps table can be a bit intimidating for the beginner with all the boxes on the table, but it’s really not tough, and it has one of your best chances of winning. In the end, all you are really doing is betting on a dice roll.
Video Poker:
Poker is a game with nearly even odds, expert seasoned players could keep the house advantage down to less than 0.5%. It will need more practice than blackjack, however. You’ll need to practice the game learning which hands are likely to be held by your opponent, and what are the chances that you’ll complete your hand. Start by learning the “Nuts”, the name given to the strongest possible hand in a given situation. Memorize the ranking of hands, from Royal Flush, ten through ace in the same suit, down to a two pair.
Be disciplined, wait patiently for a good hand before betting… but know that aggressive players always have the advantage because they have two ways to win: by raising their opponent out of the pot, or by having the best hand. Whereas, passive players can only win one way with the best hand. So make sure you keep an eye on the cards for your streak on the 4th Street bet, or you will end up out on the street with empty pockets.
Roulette:
The Roulette wheel: you bet on your favorite numbers, the dealer spins, and if your number comes in you win. The first thing to know about roulette, is that you have better odds going in with the European table than the American table. That is simply because the ladder with its double wheel holds a 5 percent house advantage vs. 2.8 percent to the house on the European table. You should know that the worst odds to bet on the roulette wheel are 0, 1, 2 or 3, and double-o on the American wheel, while your best odds are 47% on black or red, odd or even, and low or high. So keep your chips on the even odds to maximize your chances.
Moreover, old mechanical devices like wheels become less random as they wear down from use. No machine is perfectly random, but the more the balls roll around the corner the more worn it becomes, creating a slightly statistical preferred slot on a roulette wheel. If you see an old-timer in the back of the casino, spend some time getting to know it. Sit back with your soda water and snacks and watch for repeated numbers. Eventually, you might catch it fumbling the ball into one of those preferred slot. Then it’s your turn to test your luck and observation skills.
You can also work on mastering something like the Martingale betting system to increase your odds.
After you’ve done your homework and honed your gaming skills, it’s time to get ready for practising your seduction skills.
Practicing Your Seduction Skills
Let’s start with keeping this in mind: Seduction is an art. Practise to relax, to take your time and own the place.
- Practise over the scenario in your mind, what you would say in a situation; speak and think slowly. Articulate and accentuate your words; choose them wisely.
- Walk like you own the place, but beware of the thin line between confidence and arrogance. Arrogance is always a turn-off, trust us.
- Add your own personal flair and don’t try to fake it; if it doesn’t feel genuine to you then it won’t be to anyone else either. If you’re not the extrovert type and being outgoing doesn’t come naturally to you, then the worst you can do is try to be something you’re not. A quiet confidence along with a little mystery (even if it’s cleverly-concealed anxiety) can go a long way.
- Never underestimate the power of a a good laugh. There is nothing sexier than someone who has the natural ability to make us show our teeth. It effortlessly promotes rapport, trust and a rush of blood to all the right places *wink wink*.
- Lastly, remain somewhat elusive. There’s nothing a man likes more than an adrenaline rush, going on a wild chase not knowing how it’s going to end.
Now you’re ready to bang those casino doors open and rock the floor. Don’t bang the doors though. Graceful, remember?
2- Dress Up For Distraction
You’re going to use some of the tactics the casinos use against players for your own advantage. Casinos use the primitive brain against the players through distraction and fakery. The games with the worst odds and lowest payouts often have the most glitz, as our attention is naturally drawn to visual and audio cues: like flashing lights, bright light colors, and sudden bell sounds. Take the slot machines for instance, the ones with the worst odds, such notorious attention grabbers. Or at craps, the craziest bets (“the Field” and “Any 7”) are the most colorful.
This is not to say you’ll dress up as a slot machine (nu’uh), it just means you’ll take some lessons from them. Go for elegant and graceful yet sexy wear, whatever makes you comfortable enough to act like you own the place. And then add on the distractions: fancy jewelry, seductive eau de parfum, just the right heals.
3- Lure Him In By Showing Mild Interest In His Game
Start with screening the playfloor, spot your prospects and study their behavior. Never go in unprepared. Once you’ve landed in your prey, get to a closer table and start watching him play. Don’t be too creepy though. Show mild interest in the game he’s playing, don’t make it about him too much. Now he’s starting to look at you slightly longer than he’s looking at others, and you know you got his interest back.
4- Give Him a Good Game
Guys like competitiveness, they appreciate a good game. Depending on your level of skill at the game he’s playing next, join the table. You don’t want to make a fool of yourself now, make sure it’s a game you’re at least good at. But keep in mind that guys appreciate a good game, so take it easy and remember to enjoy the game. Even if you’re losing, take it gracefully. After the round ends, compliment his skills and maybe put in a phrase about a hand or two that he “played really cool”. They love to be complimented for how good they are.
5- Play For the House
Now he feels confident about himself, and is actually starting to enjoy his time around you. Move onto some of the games you know have better odds against the both of you anyway. Chances are you’ll both lose but will laugh it off, for now he’s relaxed enough around you to find humor in losing. Or perhaps luck will be on either of your side and you’ll celebrate that!
6- Time To Kick Ass
He’s letting his guard down around you. Time to lure him into the game you’re best at and kick his ass. You’ve practised this enough times now, you got this champ!
At the end,
The most important thing you have to keep in mind at all times is to keep your eyes on the prize. STAY FOCUSED. Plan your game very carefully and practise it enough in your house, or with your friends, and always be aware of all the distractions! You can always rely on your looks, but they can only get you so far. The best game plan is to have a game plan, and now you’re one step closer to ruling over your empire. Cheers.
