As an avid fan of video games and cinema, its common knowledge that movies based on our favourite gaming franchises are 98% guaranteed to suck ass and ruin what was once a spectacular tale for yourself, your friends and your…
Penguins of Madagascar Review
If you’ve read any of my previous reviews you’ll probably see a trend when it comes to games based on Kids TV Shows of today; they’re full of complaints about how the quality of TV Programs have been on a…
Stealth Inc 2: A Game of Clones Review
Ever heard of Stealth Inc 1? Well , you won’t have. Previously known as Stealth Bastards on PC, apparently the word is not family friendly enough for this Wii U exclusive. The game in essence is about a workplace rivalry.…
Just Dance 2015 Review
Before 2009, sleepovers, social gatherings and house parties were dark, dismal and bleak. Sure, when the drinks were flowing and the snacks were being passed round, we thought we were having fun, oh how we laughed and we appeared to…
Skylanders Trap Team Review
Every generation of childhood has had it’s own flavours of trendy fads and unfortunate cash cows for disapproving parents, who are bankrupting themselves to keep their children happy and up to date. Growing up in the 90s my parents had…
Lone Survivor The Directors Cut Review
There’s something implacable about Lone Survivor. Something otherworldly. Something indescribably chilling. Maybe it’s the pitch-perfect soundtrack. Maybe it’s the sheer amount of crawling horror packed into a side-scrolling, 16-bit format. Maybe it’s because the first time I played it I…
Wooden Sen’sey Review
How would you feel if you were a little wooden Sen’sey whose alcohol has been robbed? That’s exactly what has happened to Goro. Black blobs of alien ink have ransacked Sey bottles from his village, and this booze-loving hunk of…
Transformers: Rise of the Dark Spark Review
As Optimus Prime says “One shall stand, One shall fall”. In terms of rise of the dark spark it sets itself perfectly in the middle. The game is essentially two halves, but which half stands while the other falls. It…
One Piece Unlimited World Red Review
So you’ve been reading One Piece for the last 15 years, you’ve watched the anime too, you’ve seen all the filler and all the times the author has been ill and had to put issues on hold, and your now…
The Lego Hobbit Review
“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down…
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