I am an antisocial sod, always have been and if I work at it I’ll remain an antisocial sod till the day I die. This doesn’t mean I’m a friendless, miserable git, it just means I appreciate my own company…
LittleBigPlanet 3 Review
Slandering newspapers, clueless TV personalities and angry parents will often form an alliance when a video game makes the headlines and us humble gamers are criticised as being violent, braindead ‘yoofs’. All video games are violent these days and apparantly…
Disney’s Planes: Fire & Rescue Review
As an avid fan of video games and cinema, its common knowledge that movies based on our favourite gaming franchises are 98% guaranteed to suck ass and ruin what was once a spectacular tale for yourself, your friends and your…
Dragon Age: Inquisition Review
The human race believes we are now currently at the height of technological advancement, everything we produce now is ‘smart’ and you can’t go anywhere without connecting to the internet or telling the whole population your current location. Outside of…
Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare – The Cynic’s Review
To word it honestly, I dislike the Call of Duty franchise. Every year it graces our shelves and invades are TVs hyping up to be the biggest and greatest game currently on this Earth, and every year it’s just a…
Just Dance 2015 Review
Before 2009, sleepovers, social gatherings and house parties were dark, dismal and bleak. Sure, when the drinks were flowing and the snacks were being passed round, we thought we were having fun, oh how we laughed and we appeared to…
Tiny Troopers Joint Ops Review
Ever since Call of Duty was unleashed into the hands of every 12 year old in the nation, kids have been under the illusion that they could handle themselves in battle. They may well be endlessly revising and researching from…
Pix The Cat Review
Believe it or not, there once was a time where children knew what true mobile gaming was. Before they were crushing candy, flapping birds and temple running, children everywhere stacked blocks, helped rescue princesses and my personal favourite, controlling a…
Skylanders Trap Team Review
Every generation of childhood has had it’s own flavours of trendy fads and unfortunate cash cows for disapproving parents, who are bankrupting themselves to keep their children happy and up to date. Growing up in the 90s my parents had…
Akiba’s Trip: Undead & Undressed Review
All the greatest vampire hunters throughout history each took a different approach to slaying the undead, whether it be via silver stake, garlic pepper spray or a very sharp axe. Decades of cinema has taught us that the best way…
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