This is our Review of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, without a review unit, based on staff feedback.
Its Great.. Minus the bugs and the downgrade, has loads tits, naked arses. Naked lady’s and loads and loads of shagging. Add to that plenty of blood, guts and dismemberments, what more do you want. Also a totally retarded horse that is shit scared of bridges, but can trot and run, impressive. Nividia Hairsworks that has been optimized to work on a machine from the future, only issue, we do not have a time travel machine yet.
For all your Grass Enthusiasts out there, yes it has grass, tress, bushes and flowers, maybe loads of weeds, and pond scum. There is booze to drink and plenty of brothels to pay for many sluts and slags, and then you have Yennifer and Triss, sex on legs, with a unicorn to assist.
Great voice acting, from some actors we know, like Charles Dance, the rest is simply not important enough to warrant our free working time to find out.
Overall its a massive NOT OPEN WORLD, RPG with elements of soft porn, brutality, racism, sexism, feminism, maninism, messed up faiths.. And BOOBS!!
This is not a true, review, its a piss take, do not take it serious, unless you strange.
Disclaimer:All scores given within our reviews are based on the artist’s personal opinion; this should in no way impede your decision to purchase the game.