What follows is an incoming transmission originating from somewhere between Earth and Mars:
“Greetings, fleshy Earthbeings.
Cryptosporidium here, though you skin-wrapped water wads can call me Crypto-137.
I wanted to let you know that my Abducto Beam is finally ready and I’m journeying Earthwards right now. If my calculations are correct then P-Day – that’s Probe-Day to you mortal meat morsels – is set for July 28th, 2020. On that day I will officially Destroy All Humans!
I’ll see you future-victims soon on PC, PlayStation4, and Xbox One!”
Pre-order Page:
https://destroyallhumansgame.com/order-here/
Destroy All Humans! Has already been available for pre-order on PC, PlayStation4, and Xbox One from your preferred retailer, and is now also available for pre-order digitally on PC and Xbox One. The SRP of the PC version is €29.99 / $29.99 / £24.99 / ₽1,529, and the SRP for consoles is €39.99 / $39.99 / £34.99 / ₽2,799 (PlayStation 4 and Xbox One). Pre-order Skins available via selected channels only!
The Crypto-137 Edition, featuring a Crypto-137 figurine, a Crypto backpack, keychain, six lithographs, anti-stress toy and all in-game Crypto skins, all contained within a premium box, is available for pre-order now and has an SRP of €399.99 | $399.99 | £349.99 | seven tons of mutilated cow corpse juice’s worth of Crypto currency.
The DNA Collector’s Edition, featuring a Crypto’N’Cow figurine, keychain, six lithographs, anti-stress toy, and all in-game Crypto skins, all contained within a premium box, is available for pre-order now and has an SRP of €149.99 | $149.99 | £139.99 | twelve charred human femurs’ worth of Crypto currency.
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